Fire Sale at the Service Course

So Lotto goes with Canyon leaving Colnago ass out except for Landbouwkrediet-Tonissteiner. Hope they don't jump ship. With all these huge teams dumping bike sponsors, where is the mega-yard sale? Shouldn't Ebay be flooded with bikes, frames, kit, etc? Where is the bike swap? There are at least 5 teams with 20 plus riders who have at least 2 bikes each and a TT bike too. They are all obsolete in a couple months. I am willing to pay pennies on the dollar, where do I sign up?