You see this happen at almost every race. Dude leans $6000 bike against porta potty and rushes in. That's when my inner DeeBo starts working overtime.
It would be a major jack move to just roll off with the bike, but what my inner demon wants to do is grab the bike and flip the porta potty over. Ensuring I get a good get away while dude wipes a dozen ass's worth of offal off his Assos. Rolling around covered in shit with bibs half way down. My inner jackass wants this to happen.
Lucikly I am a good citizen, but think twice before someone more evil than I does the unthinkable.
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